Gah!

Yes, it's officially been determined that the universe is conspiring against me.

I think my legs are trying to fall asleep without me.

But worse than that, even the dance station on Launchcast is disappointingly mellow and sleepy. What gives?

All right...let's try Gay Club Mix. At the very least, it should annoy me awake. Cross your fingers, and I'll get crackin' on some mousies.

Oh for fuck's sake, Launchcast! You just suck! This is slower than the other stuff!